lip. 7 August 2008

I woke up at 3 a.m. in shocking pain.  I bit my lip…hard, and there was blood all over my mouth.  A few hours later, Holly made oatmeal and coffee for breakfast.  I asked her if my lip looked bad, like I’d been punched.  She said no.  She said it looked more like I was a patient at a free clinic, and then she called me “Herps” and asked if I wanted more raisins with my oatmeal.  Best friends forever.

Car Talk 16 May 2007

So Holly and I were driving into T-town the other day, and I was blarbin’ away about how I was the Queen of accomplishing mass amounts of minor errands, and all of the sudden, Holly interrupted me with this:

Holly: “You know what I want?”

Mandy: “What…a coffee?”

Holly: “No…well yah…but that’s not what I’m talking about. I want a movie that accurately depicts ‘My Little Pony,’ but with real-life Shetland ponies. They could use a non-toxic chemical dye to achieve the hot pink and turquoise manes and haunch designs. The key is that there isn’t any CGI or animation.”

Mandy: “What about the FlutterPonies?”

Holly: “They could use a harness system and crane to suspend them in the air.”

Mandy: “Would they animate their mouths to achieve realistic talking?”

Holly: “No…although the ponies would have celebrity voice overs, their mouths wouldn’t move. It would be more ‘Milo and Otis’ than ‘Baby Geniuses.’ “

Mandy: “Oh my gawd…you’ve seen ‘Baby Geniuses?’ “

Holly: “Don’t act like you weren’t there.”

Mandy: “True. You should pitch this.”

Holly: “I will.”

THE END.